Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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