Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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