I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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