I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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