Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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