holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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