Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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