when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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