YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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