There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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