i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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