We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
