think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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