If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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