Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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