I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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