I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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