your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I party with great urgency now.
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