we're blogging at a bar
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
