Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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