It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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