His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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