Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Come share oat with me in your robe
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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