Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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