i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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