I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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