Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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