It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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