Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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