this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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