Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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