she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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