this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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