Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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