I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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