Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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