dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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