new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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