He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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