Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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