i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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