thus making me awesome and them whores
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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