I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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