Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm sobbing to NWA
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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