you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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