Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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