Yo dont text me then not text me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
His nipple licking is glorious
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