this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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