she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
