He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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